also idk if tumblrs been eating my messages or not cause they aint in my outbox at all but if you ever need to chit chat ya’ll can get to me on skype or instagram or whatevs.

Romantically Apocalyptic - moments from: 1/?

A moment that made me cry

Pilot is my sweet bby and nobody better hurt my bby again.

I just thought you really lost your way in the dark outside in the real world and thought “oh shit” and then I saw the tag

XD OH sorry! ha I have gotten lost in the real world a few times, but its a lot easier to find your back. Its just too easy to get lost in this game. I went out for sheep and never came back. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A BED! THATS ALL I WANTED! *cries forever*

blurgh. I have lost my way. I don’t recognize the area I’m in and the further I go the less familiar it is. Why is the world so big? I’ll never find my house again.

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Ladypug.

i hate this

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belated newsflash: my entire life is actually one long reference to spongebob jokes

Butts

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

creepiest replied to your text post
Villagers can’t attack you. Those are witches, and they are bitches

I haaaate them. >:I I was like “what are they doing over here?” Cause I hadn’t seen a village yet but I went up to it anyway all like “hey there lil buddy” and then iT THREW A FUCKING POTION AT ME.thats just rude. I was gonna invite both of em in give em coffee and start a fucking book club. But nooooo they had to attack me. Not in MY house beeyatch! Imma get myself some armor and get me some swords and kill me some witches.

I was completely unaware that villagers can attack you. Like wow. Here I am excited cause there’s some villagers at my house and they just start thrown potions at me. Not only that, but apparently they brought their skeleton friends cause there were a fuck ton of them around. I died like ten times before I could get some of my stuff back and back into my house. WHICH I had to get into by tunneling under it. God damn it. Imma bout to deforest a big part of land just so those little shit skeletons can’t hide under the trees during the day.